Thursday, August 18, 2005

New Name!

anusol
Imagine the focus group that led to this.

How attractive would you feel while handing a cashier a package of topical starch hemorrhoidal suppositories named 'Anusol®?'
A) Very attractive
B) Mildly attractive
C) Neutral
D) Mildy unattractive
E) Very unattractive
How does the name 'Anusol®' make you feel?
A) Extremely upset
B) Very upset
C) Pretty upset
D) Upset
E) Up for anything
Rate the following possible names for this product on a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best):
A) Anusol®
B) Penetrol®
C) Tucks®
D) Sodomol®
E) Santorum®

5 comments:

Loganite said...

Santorum! Heh heh heh.

Santorum. Santorum. Santorum. Sounds like it works to me.

-- L.

Mike said...

Here's the great thing about this product... it gets used for more than you think it does, so people have gone into the drugstore and asked for Anusol for non-anus-related conditions.

Yelp.

Superfrankenstein said...

Mike, are you trying to tell me people use Anusol to get high?

Because I don't.

Psychbloke said...

So what else is it good for?
Don't leave this one hanging...
(if you'll pardon the pun)

No buts... said...

you forgot...

Roid-B-Gon