Monday, August 01, 2005

Dirty Harry

The Times Of India fears There Is Porn In Potter VI! Examples:

'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,' he (Dumbledore) said gruffly, clambering to his feet. 'It hurt.' (p 64)

...a hole opened in the middle of all the tentaclelike branches; Hermione plunged her arm bravely into this hole, which closed like a trap around her elbow; Harry and Ron tugged and wrenched at the vines, forcing the hole to open again... (p 281)

Lupin burst out laughing. 'Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem'... (p 335)

'I dunno,' said Harry. 'Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride.' (p 355)

'You see?' Dumbledore said quietly, holding his wand a little higher. Harry saw a fissure in the cliff into which dark water was swirling. 'You will not object to getting a little wet?' 'No,' said Harry. 'Then take off your Invisibility Cloak... and let us take the plunge.' (p 556)
To support its claim that "children's literature might not be kidstuff after all," the article awesomely revives ancient gossip:
According to Fredric Wertham's 1954 book The Seduction Of The Innocent... Batman and Robin are gay.

2 comments:

Goody said...

the Hermoine quote makes me think of Hentai. Then I realize that I know way too much about Hentai. I am cry.

SFChick74 said...

Nothing like taking stuff out of context or reading into something that isn't even there.