New Name!
Imagine the focus group that led to this.How attractive would you feel while handing a cashier a package of topical starch hemorrhoidal suppositories named 'Anusol®?'
A) Very attractive
How does the name 'Anusol®' make you feel?
B) Mildly attractive
C) Neutral
D) Mildy unattractive
E) Very unattractiveA) Extremely upset
Rate the following possible names for this product on a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best):
B) Very upset
C) Pretty upset
D) Upset
E) Up for anythingA) Anusol®
B) Penetrol®
C) Tucks®
D) Sodomol®
E) Santorum®
5 comments:
Santorum! Heh heh heh.
Santorum. Santorum. Santorum. Sounds like it works to me.
-- L.
Here's the great thing about this product... it gets used for more than you think it does, so people have gone into the drugstore and asked for Anusol for non-anus-related conditions.
Yelp.
Mike, are you trying to tell me people use Anusol to get high?
Because I don't.
So what else is it good for?
Don't leave this one hanging...
(if you'll pardon the pun)
you forgot...
Roid-B-Gon
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