Tuesday, September 27, 2005

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CHIEF: Max, you'll be confined by the tubes of a respirator; locked in a painful, escalating struggle for every breath; at the mercy of exhausted, underpaid hospital employees for even the most basic necessities; deprived of all modesty and dignity; yearning for the only relief you can ever hope to have, that of eternal oblivion...

MAX: ...And loving it!

5 comments:

Sleestak said...

Would you believe..that was incredibly innappropriate but also funnier than hell.

Anonymous said...

Three weeks ago, Gilligan.
Now, Maxwell Smart.

Hogan, dead.
Archie Bunker, dead.
Darren Stevens, dead.
Uncle Martin, dead.

Think Barney Miller is sleeping well tonight?

Anonymous said...

Both Darrin Stevenes, dead.

Johnny Bacardi said...

Sgt. Carter, dead.
Mr. Mooney, dead.
Milburn Drysdale, dead.

I'm tearing up.

Stang said...

Sergeant O'Rourke, dead.
Corporal Agarn ALIVE!