2005 In Review: March

A NASCAR First: Announcer Mispronounces 'Jesus' • A-Bomb Flattens My Hometown • The Church Of Satan's Online Store • Color Photos From World War I • Sweaters For GI Joes • Candles That Smell Like Jesus • US Torture Flights Linked To Red Sox • The List Of "Naughty" Words Not Allowed On Personalized Jerseys At The NFL Shop • The Fatal Consequences Of Excessive Masturbation • Stupid, stupid me: I put a couple of March items in the February entry. Since two wrongs make a right, here's another February: Actor Greg Evigan Will Call You Live For $19.95!