Thursday, December 08, 2005

ahoyDire news: it's time once again to vote for the A.H.O.Y.! Who will take it all in '05? Brownie? Cheney? Al-Zarqawi? Britney? Polling place here; last year's results here. Do your duty!


el duque said...


It takes great courage and guts to be rendering democracy unto the world of name-calling and sophomoric ridicule.

Bless you for your self-less work on AHOY.

Now, old chum, you must defeat this flu! Drink plenty of liquids. Don't even think about changing out of your bathrobe during the day! Remember: There is a war being waged inside you, from the ivory flakes of skin that fall from the smiles of your earlobes, to the golden stalactites of hair that stand guard within the caverns your nose.

You must win this war. And you shall.

rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

i got to stop visualizing everything.