Miers Withdrawn As A.H.O.Y. Nominee
The Bush administration withdrew the Asshole Of the Year (A.H.O.Y.) nomination of White House Counsel Harriet Miers yesterday, bowing to intensifying attacks from right-leaning activists challenging the depth of her asshole credentials and the strength of her asshole qualifications.
The decision was sealed in a phone call between Miers and President Bush on Thursday night, and it abruptly reopened the search for a successor to the pivotal seat held by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Bush said he will name a new candidate in a "timely manner," but observers question whether the White House can accomplish that before tomorrow's's voting deadline.
Cast your ballot before the polls close Sunday night.
2 comments:
Superfrankenstein,
There are lines in Ohio and discrepancies being reported in Florida. Should we hold the polls open one more day?
We do have a tally underway, but I am not at liberty to disclose information on this non-secure line.
Oday ouya derstandnay?
lnay uqueday
Sorry. When you asked me if we should keep the polls open one more day, I was gagged and tied to a chair in the back room of a boarded-up storefront leased to a holding company owned (on paper, anyway) by the wife of a certain A.H.O.Y. front-runner.
Luckily, my trained rat Bucky followed me at a safe distance, entered my prison through a drainpipe and chewed through my bonds.
But I guess it's too late now to keep the polls open. Which means that a certain A.H.O.Y. front runner got just what he wanted.
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