Wednesday, June 28, 2006

A Few Of The Many Great Things About 'Superman Returns'
(Described Too Vaguely To Spoil Anything, I Hope)

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How Luthor got his money
Security footage of convenience store robbery
Bald Luthor
Red-haired Jimmy
Perry White
Daily Planet globe
Someone eats a piano
Shot in the eyeball
"How did you get here?" "I flew."
How super-hearing sounds
Lonely Superman
Pants-crappingly amazing airplane rescue
Great little kid
John Williams score, updated
Sob-inducing shot of Ma Kent in a crowd

Also:

Superman's Bar Mitzvah
Superman's crucifixion
Superman and Jimmy's sex scene

My rating: See the motherfucker!

But first, read The Onion A.V. Club's funny Villains Unlikely To Turn Up In Future Superman Movies!


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Superfrankenstein,

Bald Luthor?

Wow. I gotta see that!

Stang said...

bad dan,

Reeve didn't invent the meek-geek interpretation of Kent. And Routh's was different; less slapstick, less the center of attention, more invisible, just the way Superman would have planned it.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I hated this movie. I would love to see a movie where Superman is the old Seigel/Shuster one, fighting the number one Unlikely Villain from the Onion list though.

Jason said...

Good review. I gave it an A+ as well. This is EXACTLY how a Superman movie should have been like and they should see it.

Anonymous said...

Bad review. I give it an F-. This is NOT how a Superman movie should have been like and no one should see it.