Wednesday, July 06, 2005

A Time For Clobberin'

I.G.O.R.'s still in the shop. I'm borrowing SUPERFRANKENSTEIN's Girlfriend's computer to gloat that I saw Fantastic Four already!

No Spoilers: Stop worrying! While it's no Spider-Man 2, it's no Superman IV, either! After an hour of origin slop that belongs on a cheap cable network, it settles into a pretty good imitation of an FF comic book! And it breaks a record for the most product-placement crammed into a single shot! I can't wait until the DVD comes out, so I can pause it and count the logos! All in all, I give it two and a half cosmic-ray altered misfits!


Anonymous said...

I'm trying to crack your rating system here. Let's see if I get this right.

You saw it for FREE, so that's one star.

It's based on a COMIC BOOK, that's another star.

Now what I can't figure out is where does the half a star come from? Is Johnny replaced with a cute robot sidekick or something?

Stang said...


The other half-star was for the product placements!

El Duque said...


If the Thing yells, "It's clobberin' time," that's a star, right?

TraumaQueen said...

Speaking of superhero films, has the "Man-Thing" movie come out yet? And is it based on "Giant-size Man-Thing No. 1"? The world needs to know.

Anonymous said...

Girl friend??? Did you get a divorce?
Sorry to hear that.

Jerry willis