Boy trouble at the Christian message board:

Well, my boyfriend told me yesterday that he hates church. I want to find a boyfriend that goes to church and is a strong Christian. Just no idea where to find these guys. The only guys that I have found that seemed to have all the qualities I am looking for, were far away from me and we tried long distance relationships. I want to find my husband but I'm getting frustrated.

I'm not trying to push you into anything, but if you happen to click over, and you happen to make a love connection, don't bother to thank me. Just name your first kid SUPERFRANKENSTEIN!

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