Monday, June 20, 2005

"Holy Jesus!"

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Did you know there's a new Bibleman? Did you know there was an old Bibleman?

In [the video release] "A Fight For Faith" the Bibleman tradition continues in high style as Cypher and Biblegirl welcome a new Bibleman, the young and heroic Josh Carpenter, and join forces to battle the wild, Wacky Protestor. As the Bible Adventure Team helps Josh adjust to his new role they must swing into action to stop the wily Protestor from luring the kids of the vacation Bible school into his portal and trapping them in his wacky, animated dimension forever.
Thanks to Bad Dan.

17 comments:

Paul said...

Awwwww... I miss the old Bibleman. I always knew that Scott Baio and Nicole Eggert were safe as long as the old Bibleman was around.

Dorian said...

"Wacky Protestor?"

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Was Bibleman created in a Sunday church service after being bitten by a radioactive rattlesnake?

phismi said...

Sad, really. Sad that I know who Bibleman is and sad I knew that Willie Ames played him. Sad that my sister's kid has a Bibleman action figure and sad that, apparently, all of the stoners and closeted gay writers have been kicked off the Bibleman team. Where we once had villains like Gossip Queen, El Furioso, Luxor Spawndroth, Primordius Drool, and my favorite, Prince of Pride (who fought Bibleman with his "Ego Enhancing Ray") we now get a villain clearly created by a 57 year old church organist/virgin, "Wacky Protester." Goodbye Bibleman. I hardly knew ye.

Rob Schamberger said...

My ex-girlfriend went to church with Buddy.

Carnacki said...

I don't understand why he has sausages strapped to his midriff.

Anonymous said...

bible man is probably well most definitely the biggest joke ever. hes just christian propaganda. any one who likes this bullshit is seriously in need of a life evaluation. because this is seriously the worst thing they can put on public television. i don't care about Christianity that's why i sit at home on Sundays to watch t.v. not so i can have it shoved down my throat. fuck bible man
fuck Christianity
and fuck you.

Anonymous said...

how can you hate jesus christ are lord ... what are uss a libreal asshole hole .. fuck you .. in jesus christ we pray

satan said...

BIBLE MAN IS SO GAY
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MAKE IT ON TV
I THINK SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN DEAL WITH PAIN OF WATCHING 5 SECONDS OF THIS ID RATHER FILL MY SCROTUM WITH HELIUM ID RATHER SHOVE RUSTY RAZOR BLADES IN MY ASSHOLE . ITS UNBEARABLE AND MAKES NO SENSE LIKE HOW DO YOU FIGHT OFF BAD GUYS BY SAYING BIBLE VERSES IS BIBLE MAN AN EXORCIST? LIKE WUT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUT HIM THAT FAGOT PURPLE LATEX SUIT?


FUCK BIBLE MAN

AN ACTUAL PROTESTER said...

WHO THE FUCK GAVE THIS ASSHOLE A SHOW?

the voice of reason.. said...

is there any hope of this garbage getting kicked off the air?
or am i asking far to much of J.C.T.V. on channel 48 along with many other suicide inducing shows to grant mercy on its viewers.its pretty apparent that there Christianity as at an all time low. my question is this.if the churches are tax exempt couldn't the put out actual money for a respectable show? like if they wanted to brain wash kids they could at least put some type of effort towards doing so because if anything this is an anti-Christianity show like why would kids ever want to be apart of some asshole in a gay purple latex suit not to mention George Lukas would probably like to know there stealing his weapons.and he doesn't even use his fuckin sword he says bible verses like then whats the point of having the fuckin sword. i feel bad for the poor bastards that had to see the pilot of this awful piece of shit.can anyone give me an answer when i ask who the fuck watches this show and WHERE DO THEY GET RATINGS? also theres a bible mn video game yes i know what your thinking ... yes it exist... not only is it exist its in fuckin dos prompt. that being said the game was released in like 2006. like if you actually had the game and if you did you need to die a horrible death. you cant play t any way because you cant run dos on windows because it dead technology unless you download a dos emulator and if you really went through the trouble to download a dos emulator to run that abomination of life it self you are the saddest piece of shit iv ever known.in closing i hope more people care whats on t.v. and not just accept garbage t.v. i cant stress enough when i say please boycott this attempt of propaganda because you letting them get paid . and they should be punished for creating it not paid. if god is real plz help us....

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