Thursday, June 09, 2005

Two-Bit Team

2005yankees_teamcoinsWhy pay $141.00 for a set of 25-cent pieces painted to look like the fourth-place, sub-.500 New York Yankees? Ask the seller:

Baseball fans and analysts all over the country are talking about the high powered athletes that have been acquired by the New York Yankees this off season. Having a potential All-Star at every position is becoming the Yankees unmatched recipe for success. Each and every year they invest in various Superstars in hopes of being a championship contender.

The New York Yankees are destined to have an exciting season. Many baseball experts expect the Yankees to be in the playoffs by season’s end. Yankees’ fans all over the country have been waiting for a group of players such as these to take them deep into the playoffs. The 2005 New York Yankees are without a doubt one of their most talented teams in recent history.
SOLD!
[Thanks to El Duque]

2 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

An ARod, a Jaret Wright and a Mussina won't even you a cup'a Joe.

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Might be a good time to buy those Yankee quarters, because when this team of superstars catches fire, they're going to be worth a LOT more.