Sunday, June 12, 2005

Highway To Heaven

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex.
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[Via WFMU]

2 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Who knew there was a back door to heaven?

Anonymous said...

Finally gives me an excuse...