God's Guide To The Hot Parts:
SHITE NOISE
'Radio On/Off Activity' Offends Lord
God's Guide To The Hot Parts--the Christian movie review site that tells us whether a given nudity warning means full-frontal Naomi Watts or just some old guy's butt--has posted the first Hot Parts Review of 2005. Looks like there's plenty wrong with White Noise:
Sexual Immorality (S)It's great to have The Hot Parts Guy back, isn't it? If he didn't exist, we'd be paying good money for movies full of lame smut that doesn't turn us on (like White Noise, apparently).
• mother in revealing night wear before stepson wiht [sic] father's approval
• adult in underwear, repeatedly with light making out
• camera angle to force viewer on private parts
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
• drinking
• giving prescription drug to whom it is not prescribed to sedate
Offense to God (O)
• text denying God's Word about eternal life
• unexplained radio on/off activity, repeatedly
• divorce aftermath
• phone call from dead woman, repeatedly
1 comment:
Brother Duque,
I read it as light making out as opposed to heavy making out.
The faithful may disagree on the literal meaning of the Texts of the Hot Parts.
Jesusly,
Brother SUPERFRANKENSTEIN
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