Monday, May 02, 2005

Dump Her, W!

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First Lady Laura Bush extended her rampage of public immorality (see below) at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Before a Bush-hating audience of elite media figures, she browbeat the President for sexual inattention:

Laura Bush joked that on a typical evening the president is asleep by 21:00, "and I'm watching (the racy television show) Desperate Housewives."
The sinister libertine gleefully added a shocking accusation of bestiality:
"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year, when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse," she said.
Tell your Congressional Representative how you feel about Laura Bush.

2 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Courageous as you are, it won't do any good trying to take on the First Lady. If she steps down due to corruption, the Republicans will merely replace her with someone worse. There are many ladies out there waiting to take the job.

The last thing we want is Kathie Lee Gifford making a comeback.

Squirrel said...

She mentioned W gave a horse a hand job? Then last week Bush gave the Saudi's a hand job? What a slut!

Squirrel (CT)