Dump Her, W!

First Lady Laura Bush extended her rampage of public immorality (see below) at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Before a Bush-hating audience of elite media figures, she browbeat the President for sexual inattention:

Laura Bush joked that on a typical evening the president is asleep by 21:00, "and I'm watching (the racy television show) Desperate Housewives."

The sinister libertine gleefully added a shocking accusation of bestiality:

"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year, when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse," she said.

Tell your Congressional Representative how you feel about Laura Bush.