Thursday, May 26, 2005

Links Of Fury

starwars
Star Wars Is Satan's Tool will make you say, "They're kidding, right?" [A tip of the Phil Spector hair to Jim Chadwick!]

Scott Saavedra confronts the brain-teasing enigma of The Riddler's puzzling footwear!

Thank God For Yubiwaza and for Mr. Dan Kelly's gallery of Comic Book Martial Arts Ads!

I don't know art, but I know what I like: HUMAN CORPSES BUILT FROM POULTRY MEAT and POSED IN WRECKED CARS!! [Via]

The Race Is Over checkered flag casket ($2495.00)! Also: The Michelangelo ($999.99; Last Supper painting on inside lid, $75.00 extra)! [Via]

Christ, That Dog's Big!

2 comments:

Goody said...

"The attack on the Death Star is like sperm trying to impregnate the ovum."
...no finer poetry ever written!

Red Leader said...

It's totally true, though! Next time you watch it, think of each X-Wing pilot as equivalent to Woody Allen in that one scene in "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex." The extended metaphor holds up so well I still wonder if Lucas wasn't consciously putting it in the scene.

http://massassi.yavin4.com/sw/m4mov17.htm

"Negative! It didn't go in! It just impacted on the surface."

Ouch. Hey, buddy, who among us hasn't been THERE before?