Monday, May 16, 2005

People Get Ready

fire_anakinGod's Guide To The Hot Parts--the fundamentalist web ministry that fights Hollywood smut by describing it in arousing detail--just dispatched this urgent e-mail alert:

I have been invited to a private screening of Star Wars: Episode III here in town on Tuesday night, May 17, a full day before its official opening at 12:01 AM, Thursday, May 19. I will have the results distributed and posted to the website as soon as possible after viewing it, hopefully before the first showing.
Needless to say, I too will have the results distributed and posted to the website as soon as possible after The Hot Parts Guy views it, hopefully before the first showing.

1 comment:

Alex Scott said...

Wow. That shot of Anakin is like a reverse Sephiroth.

This has nothing at all to do with the rest of your post. Carry on.