Saturday, May 07, 2005

EVIL TWINS

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The Yankees are so demonstrably awful--there is so little room for even the slightest disagreement--that the New York tabloids have run matching back-page images two days running (see below).

Meanwhile, don't forget that today is Free Comic Book Day and, more importantly, tomorrow is Mother's Day.

2 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

O ye of little faith!

The pen-race has barely begun, and you're already whinying about minor glitches on this Yank ballclub. Any day now, Jace, Big, Jaret and A-Ro will turn on the "juice" and get the mighty Bomber machine rolling.

And when they do, all the critics will look like clods.

Superfrankenstein said...

You're absolutely right, Duque! Mike "Moose" Mussina proved it today:
IP H R ER BB K HR
9.0 4 0 0 2 3 0
From glittering Broadway to the Canyon of Heroes, from Radio City to the "jazz" clubs in Harlem, from the confessionals of St. Patrick's to the sodomy parlors of Soho, happy days are back in the Big Apple!