DaVinci Code Special: His Love Tapes
As The Da Vinci Code teaches, Jesus Christ had a lot more experience in the sack than some of us gave him credit for. But what songs did He compile on His special "for intercourse only" mixtapes? My best guesses:
• Slob On My Knob / Three 6 Mafia
• Fuck All Day Fuck All Night / DMX
• Put It In Your Mouth / Lil' Kim
• Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick and My Sack / Too Short
• Get Off My Dick And Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here / Ice Cube
And, of course:
• Suck My Dick Bitch / NWA
Know any others?
9 comments:
This is the most shameful and blasphemous post yet. Is there no depth to which you will not sink? How do you live with yourself?
I agree, Mr. Spysmasher. I'm sure that Mr. Peyer is bound to spend eternity in Hell!
I'm glad you think it's such a big joke. Yet if he had done the same to Islam, or Judiasm, you'd be screaming bloody murder, then demanding investigations and censorship. But since he said "Get Off My Dick And Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here" in reference to JESUS, it's just fine, of course. This attitude is nothing less than disgraceful, and you people are so twisted it's sick.
Face down,butt up,that's the way jesus/buddha/allah/whoever likes to fuck!
Let's sink lower! Jesus, Mary and Joseph in three-way incestuous fisting, pegging and scat play! Lick it up good, Oh Holy Lamb of God.
I think the last two posts tell us all we need to know about the level of taste and intelligence here.
How about a rendition of "The Aristocrats" involving the Holy family?
Well, blasphemy aside, I thought it was funny. Are those real titles to rap songs?
They're all real. Glad you liked it.
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