Rated X
God's Guide To The Hot Parts--the internet ministry that fights Hollywood filth by describing it and describing it until we just have to rub up against something or explode--reviewed X-Men III and found these, uh, flaws [UPDATE: there might be SPOILERS]:Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
We haven't checked in on The Uncanny Hot Parts Guy in a while; great to see he hasn't changed a bit!
* battle violence, repeatedly, some quite graphic, some massive
* assault
* child in self-mutilation
* "Kill me!"
* long sequences of fighting with deaths, some quite graphic, some massive
* threat to commit mass murder
* impalement injuries, repeatedly, some quite graphic
* attempts to kill, many
* blade killing, several
* gore
* incitement to revolt
* orders to kill, including to kill a child
* kidnapping, repeatedly
* action violence of varying intensities, repeatedly
* attempted murder
* body decimation gore, repeatedly
Impudence/Hate (I)
* seven uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
* a child delaying compliance with father's instructions long enough to hide what he was doing
* facial piercing, repeatedly, each instance associated with "bad guys"
* child threatening to kill adult
* "Don't worry. We won't get caught"
* massive tattoos, repeatedly, each instance associated with "bad guys"
Sexual Immorality (S)
* female nudity, frequent, many
* open mouth kissing, repeatedly
* sexual innuendo
* woman placing her legs around a man's pelvis
* making out frenzy
* man on a woman ostensibly for intercourse
* inappropriate touch
* woman undoing man's belt and waist snap then zipper with her powers
* dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
* homosexual innuendo, repeatedly
* excess cleavage/breast exposure, repeatedly
* crotch kick
* vulgarity by a child
Drugs/Alcohol (D)
* smoking, repeatedly
* multiple drug injections, most forced
Offense to God (O)
* unnatural/unholy powers to control others and things, including weather, frequent and of varying intensities
* unholy transformation/shape shifting, repeatedly
* unholy resurrection
* pro-evolution
* demonic appearance, repeatedly
* unholy healing, many
* calling righteousness evil [Isa. 5:20]
Murder/Suicide (M)
* multiple murders by unholy power, several quite graphic
* murder by incineration, three times
* murder by impalement
* "mercy killing" by blade to kill a killer at her request
5 comments:
In the midst of all these descriptions of extreme violence and presumably inappropriate sexuality, my favorite dire warning had to be this one:
* a child delaying compliance with father's instructions long enough to hide what he was doing*
Oh, the utter horror, the depravity, the SHAME!
Mary,
I don't understand a thing you've said. Does that mean we're friends?
I hope so.
Sorry, Bad Dan. Spoiler warning added. Although, I thought the biggest spoiler was "man on a woman ostensibly for intercourse!"
I love how he comes down on the side of the mutant-haters. Demonic appearance... ungodly powers... disobeying the wishes of a father who just wants to hack off your ungodly bits... how can normal homo sapiens put up with this stuff?
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