Monday, May 01, 2006

If Jesus Were An Acronym

If Jesus were J.E.S.U.S., what would the letters stand for? Leave your idea in the comments.

11 comments:

Carrie Oakey said...

Jesus equals Special Understanding Savior!

batfatty said...

It's a bumper sticker under a Truth eating Darwin fish on an SUV, or any other common variety of Phelpsmobile.

Jesus Exists, So You Suck (fag)!

Superfrankenstein said...

Justice! Equality! Security! United States!

El Duque said...

Judas Eats Smelly Underware Shit.

Superfrankenstein said...

I like the ones where the J in J.E.S.U.S. stands for Jesus. It's like the A in A.T.A.R.I., which stands for Atari (See ATARI FORCE comics).

Superfrankenstein said...

Jesus Existed? So U Say!

Town said...

Jerusalem's Emaciated Saviour Understands Sin

Anonymous said...

What would A.L.L.A.H. stand for?

batfatty said...

All Lois Lanes Are Hot

Bad Dan said...

Justice
Executive
Special
United
Systems

I mean, obviously.

exliontamer said...

Just Eradicating Society's Unacceptable Seriousness