Tuesday, June 28, 2005


Chuck Snyder is a businessman, author, speaker, bible study teacher, counselor and co-chaplain for the Seattle Mariners... If you have a question regarding any kind of relationship problem, he would love to hear from you.

From My Wife is Too Depressed to Make Love:
A wife is only serving herself when she refuses her husband. I'll go another step ... she should be the initiator once in awhile ... whether she feels like it or not. Sex is a man's greatest need. Now, that absolutely blows women away ... especially after marriage. Usually when a woman finds out that our greatest need is sex, her first thought is usually of some kind of animal. God gave men this intense desire and interest to make sure the human race survives, and also to give a married couple the highest ecstasy this life can offer. Sex was God's idea. And He thought long and hard about whether to give Adam or Eve the primary responsibility for this part of marriage. In God's foreknowledge He realized that if He trusted Eve with this important work, she never would have thought about it!
From Boyfriend is not a Christian, But He Loves My Kids:
Sorry to be so abrupt, but you would be in effect telling God to go to hell when you plan on doing something you KNOW is against what He wants for you. Your God must be terribly weak not to be able to bring someone into your life to be your completer and your children's father. Even though you know you should not marry a non-Christian you are going to do it anyway. I'm sorry to be so harsh, but you are playing with fire. No wonder God is not blessing you. How could He do that when you are shaking your fist at Him?
From Help me Out of this Trap:
It sounds like you have bought Satan's lie that some people are born homosexual just like a black baby has no choice of his color and the girl baby has no choice about what sex she is. I think even a casual knowledge of the subject would have to conclude that being black or female is fixed at birth, and homosexuality and lesbianism is a choice. This is very easy for me to say, and SO difficult for you to do...but since homosexuality and lesbianism are choices, then YOU have to make the choice to immediately stop opening yourself up to the thoughts that Satan brings to your mind.
With 33 wins and 41 losses going into today's game, Chuck's Mariners are in last place.


TraumaQueen said...

Holy shit--no wonder my team is in last place! The Mariners have been cursed by God because of this fuck-tard. He should be sent to SD Padres with Bret Boone.

N. J. Pozner said...

I almost can't believe this is real. The Mariners should rid themselves of this embarrasment as quickly as possible.

Anonymous said...

No wonder God is not blessing the Mariners. He's too fucking embarrassed.

Jesus H. Christ said...

Should I smote his ass?