Highball Four!

Which sexy and oft-injured future superstar struggles with alcohol problems?

I don't care, but I like these juicy blind items--and readers' guesses-- about baseball players, On The DL.
[Via Deadspin]
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"I get my determination from her." Roger Clemens pitched yesterday, hours after his mother died. He gave up 1 run in 6.1 innings for his 340th win.