On Your Knees

Over at the Presidential Prayer Team site--where Christian conservatives go to be told what to say to God--is a section called ADDITIONAL LEADERS TO PRAY FOR THIS WEEK. Its featured star, listed above Condoleezza Rice, is FEMA director Michael Brown.

On the same page, evangelist Luis Palau thinks of Katrina and can barely contain his pee:

This is our opportunity to reclaim America for Jesus Christ!

Oh, take it.