Thursday, May 25, 2006

They Seemed So Happy

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's "obvious" George and Laura are not madly in love, like Bill and Hillary are.

Anonymous said...

Geez, Superfrankenstein, you are posting this stuff just to make spysmasher go all spastic and crazy. And he always falls for it. Stop goading him. He really needs to get away from this site and start developing a life.

Stang said...

duque, all I can tell you is that the President is making progress toward that goal.

Now, there's several tracks. One is the vaginal track. I think it's very important for the First Lady to have genitals that have been stimulated. In other words, the vaginal track has been a vital part of having a First Lady that can pleasure herself.

There's a posterior track. And there's no question that the First Lady is close to attaining a trained and effective posterior.

There needs to be more equipment. No question about that.

The First Lady - I think if you would get a - at least the assessment I get is that the First Lady is moving well along, and she's taking more and more of the responsibility for her own pleasure.

Stang said...

Duque, Pottery Barn rule.

He broke it. He bought it.

Anonymous said...

Okay, here's a brain-teaser:

How come George Bush can't be impeached?

Stang said...

I'll bite, jersey. How come?

Anonymous said...

El Duque has touched upon it!

They cannot find ANYONE to give him a blowjob.

Here's another one to ponder:

"Why does Spysmasher feel so secure in demonstrating his stupidity?"

Anonymous said...

Time's up!

Because he's in the Witless Protection Program.

Jim Treacher said...

I don't know if George and Laura are really in love, but I'm sure there's a Spider-Man comic in it.

Anonymous said...

"He has sunk billions into her, much of it wasted. Remember shock and awe? Well, it's over. At some point, she must assume responsibility for her own fulfillment."

Maybe his missile isn't big enough to do the job.

Or maybe it's a matter of a premature "mission accomplished."

Anonymous said...

Laura should practice a little home surgery on the Shrub a la Lorainna Bobbitt. Then she should get her microscope and tweezers to do the same on Sty Splasher...if there's anything to be removed. At the outside, it shouldn't require anything bigger than nail clippers.

Anonymous said...

PS to Jersey Shore-
"Shock and awe" were replaced by "Shucks and Duh" several years ago...the only question left is how to get our Misleader into a spider-hole of his own?

Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaa! It's past my feedign time! Where's my bottle??? Waaaaaaa!