Thursday, February 03, 2005

THIS SPAM,
THIS MONSTER!

COMICS' OWN NIGERIAN SCAM

I swear I got this e-mail last night:
Subject: BECOME THE PUBLISHER OF CBA COMICS.
Date: 2/2/05, 6:08 PM
From: ola frank
To:

HELLO. DEAR...

CREATIVE BEST ACTION COMICS[CBA]IS A JOINT PARTNERSIHP BUSINESS BASECALLY ON AFRICAN COMICS,WE CREATEED SERIES OF COMICS AND CHARACTERS AND NONE OF THIS PRODUCTS HAS BEEN PUBLISH EXCEPT,[ THE MAGNIFICENT- 3] WHICH WE PUBLISHED FEW YEARS BACK.

THESE STUPENDIOUS RANGE OF PRODUCT IS BEST REFFERED AS THE MOST ADVENTOUS AND INTERESRTING COMIC BOOK YOU CAN EVER THINK OF AS FAR AS NIGERIA IS CONCERN AND EVEN AFRICA AT LARGE.

WE SABBLED INTO COMIC INDUSTRY,EXPERCIALLY ON AFRICAN COMICS BECAUSE OF OUR ADVANCE BESTOED UNCONVENTIONAL TALENTS ,WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE ON AFRICAN CULTURERAL HERITAGE.

AS A RESULT OF INSUFFICIENT FACILITIES TO EXCEL WE DESIDED TO SELL OFF SOME OFF OUR PRDUCTS OR TO GO INTO CONTRACT WITH ANY INTERESTING PUBLISHER,

IF YOU CARE TO BUY SOME OF THIS COMIC BOOKS OR TO BECOME THE ORIGINAL PUBLISH PLEASE DO NOT HERSITATE TO CONTACT ME ON THE ADDRESS BELOW.

YOU ARE 100 PER, FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTION OR ANY PROVE YOU WISHE'S TO HAVE THAT WILL CONVINCE YOU TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH BEHIND THIS MAIL.

THANK YOU.

NOTE!!! IF YOU WILL LIKE TO SEE SOME OF OUR MANNUAL DRAW AS A SAMPLE OF OUR WORK WE ARE ALSO READY TO DELIEVER THEM TO YOU WITH A DUE LEGAL PROCESS

THANKS.

FRANK , (CEO),
CREATIVE BEST ACTION COMICS.

FOR MORE DETAILS CONTACT FRANK O THIS..ADDRESS ,[address],OR call.[number].
Have Nigerian scammers started doing market research? Did someone target me because of my whole, you know, comics thing?

Or wait a minute. Could this possibly be for real? It's far-fetched, but what if I'm foolishly dismissing a life-changing opportunity?

Shut up and let me think!

1 comment:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

When opportunity knocks, a wise man accepts the knocker.

Besides, Frank has the "Thor" lingo down cold.

Think Thor in 2006!

He's still the toughest Avenger.