This year--and by "this year" I mean today--you can download, print and give the Valentine that started all the trouble between Lisa and Ralph, thanks to Geoff Stearns at deconcept.

Write your own ©andy Hearts (well, pictures of candy hearts) at ©ryptogram...

...and at The ACME Heart Maker. This one allows only eight characters but, as you can see, it doesn't censor objectionable content.