Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Who Can Save You Now?

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Unfortunately for all of us, Sam Hughes (pictured above) has been thinking.

For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: by any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet.
How To Destroy The Earth [Via]

3 comments:

Goody said...

The mantle...that accursed mantle. DAMN YOU MANTLE! I WILL have my revenge!

...and happy birthday SuperFrank.

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

I wrote a poem for your birthday:


I'd rather know Superfrankenstein.
Than eat a steak with Calvin Klein.
Or shoot my coach at Columbine.
Or do the deed with Gertrude Stein.


So happy birthday, Frankensuper!
Go forth and seek your rightful stupor!
But beware the ways of Alice Cooper.
Or spend tomorrow on the pooper.

Superfrankenstein said...

Thanks, boys. And Duque... that was beautiful. >Choke!<