Tuesday, March 01, 2005


Eighth graders' abstinence posters. More here. And don't look, but I think it's Captain Abstinence. I SAID DON'T LOOK!


Anonymous said...

Captain Abstinence knows that spending time with your ol' pal the TV set is better than kissing girls any day...

Goody said...

A third of these children will have children before they are ready to raise them. Another third will get to college and bang anything and everything that moves. The remaining third will abstain from having sex until they are married, then divorce after several unsatisfying years of passionless sexing. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Anonymous said...

Watch out for Captain Abstinence!

I heard Andrew Vachss talk about writing his Batman novel for DC comics. DC told him there were only two restrictions: 1) Batman can't have sex. 2) Batman can't kill anybody.

"So you mean," Vachss said, "that this guy is an incredibly good looking and wealthy international playboy, but he doesn't ever have sex?

"I'd certainly end up killing somebody."