The Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation, described by the "well-renowned experts" at someplace called Herballove. [Via]
P.S.: Did they tell this guy they were going to run his picture on a site about
"excessive masturbation?" I'd say that makes him "well-renowned," and possibly an "expert." He could even end up a beloved advertising mascot, like Tony The Tiger or Arby's Oven Mitt. I think he needs a name, and "Mr. Goodwrench" is taken. Any ideas?