Thursday, August 17, 2006

Bush Library Overdue

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"First Lady Laura Bush said Wednesday that she doesn't expect a decision to be made on the site for the George W. Presidential Library before at least the end of the year. " -- Associated Press, 8/16/06

Finalists include:

Southern Methodist University

Baylor University

The University of Dallas

Bob Jones University

The Louisiana Superdome

Guantanamo

Abu Ghraib

The Skull and Bones Tomb

Bedlam

Oceania

Spin Alley

The Watergate

The Waste Land

The War Room

The Wild, Wild West

Wall Street

Hooverville

Hooterville

Margueritaville

Santa Land

Fantasy Island

Bohemiam Grove

The Dust Bowl

The Green Zone

The Tower Of London

The Tower Of Babel

The Kingdom of the Blind

Arlington National Cemetery

Arctic National Wildlife Refuge

Whiskey River

God's country

Scarborough Country

Branson, MO

The Alamo

Death Row

Skid Row

Ground Zero

Tobacco Road

Fallujah

Fort Apache

Attica

Tora Bora

Cooperstown

The Poorhouse

The Grand Ole Opry

Old School

Heaven

The Sunshine State

The Death Star

Devil's Island

The Secret Location

The Continental Divide

The USS Abraham Lincoln

Easy Street

Cripple Creek

The Crystal Cathedral

Christendom

America

5 comments:

el duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

You forgot Margueritaville.

spysmasher said...

Contents of SuperFrankenstein's library:

HOW TO HATE AMERICA

MY FRIENDS, THE TERRORISTS

PRETENDING THE ECONOMY IS BAD

HOW TO WRITE COMIC BOOKZ

HOW TO MAINTAIN A LEFTIST, ANTI-AMERICAN WEBSITE

Anonymous said...

Cher Monsieur Stein,
You also forgot the location suggested by your illustration:
Emma T. Booker Elementary School, Sarasota, FL. After 8 years of George W., I'm sure any school library would be grateful for the money.
Yrs,
Losthawk

Anonymous said...

By the way Bush keeps skull-fucking the Constitution, he seems to be the one who hates America.

spysmasher said...

Please list for us all the many, many ways you fell Bush is "skull-fucking" the Conbstitution. Since there are SO many, I'm sure you'll have no problem! I await your list. If it's not posted soon, I'll assume you can't come up with any, admit your error, and apologize.