Monday, August 14, 2006

"If I Can't Trust The President Of The United States... "

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From Crossover Comics Cavalcade, via Metafilter.

3 comments:

Jersey Shore said...

SUPERMAN: I realize that, sir! I knew I wasn’t risking my secret identity with YOU!
After all, if I can’t trust the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
Who CAN I trust?

GEORGE BUSH: Well, I told you to call me if you ever need help. I’ll guard your secret identity as I guard the secrets of our country!

SUPERMAN: Thanks, sir!

(Superman flies off. George W. Bush picks up telephone.)

GEORGE BUSH: Hello, Karl? Get Scooter to call Robert Novak! Tell him if he keeps his mouth shut about Condi and me, I’ll give him an even bigger scoop!

Jim Garrison said...

You know, if Superman killed Kennedy to protect his secret identity, that would explain the "magic bullet."

spysmasher said...

Richard Armitage said...

"I OUTED VALERIE PLAME! BUT WHO CARES? BLAME BUSH AND ROVE ANYWAY!"