REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
SUPERMAN: I realize that, sir! I knew I wasn’t risking my secret identity with YOU!After all, if I can’t trust the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,Who CAN I trust?GEORGE BUSH: Well, I told you to call me if you ever need help. I’ll guard your secret identity as I guard the secrets of our country!SUPERMAN: Thanks, sir!(Superman flies off. George W. Bush picks up telephone.)GEORGE BUSH: Hello, Karl? Get Scooter to call Robert Novak! Tell him if he keeps his mouth shut about Condi and me, I’ll give him an even bigger scoop!
You know, if Superman killed Kennedy to protect his secret identity, that would explain the "magic bullet."
Richard Armitage said..."I OUTED VALERIE PLAME! BUT WHO CARES? BLAME BUSH AND ROVE ANYWAY!"
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