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"It was a sad day indeed when the word 'parole' was coined."
Episode 13, The Thirteenth Hat
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Things That Were Said
"Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy."
-- Michael O' Donoghue
"The best parody is the thing itself."
-- Andy Warhol
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"
"The best parody is the thing itself."
-- Andy Warhol
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"
-- John Waters
"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you."
-- Don Marquis
Good
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- Antiwar.com
- Baseball Musings
- Baseball Rumors
- Blecky Yuckarella
- Brandon Jerwa
- Carol Tyler
- Chris Weston
- Elliott Mattice
- Evil Yankee Fans
- Frank Cammuso
- Fred Hembeck
- Gil Thorp
- Hammell On Trial
- Incoming Signals
- John Layman
- National Enquirer
- New York Post Covers
- Steve Gerber
- The Beat
- The Stranger's Slog
Evil
Yes, Commissioner?
"It was a sad day indeed when the word 'parole' was coined."
Episode 13, The Thirteenth Hat
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3 comments:
SUPERMAN: I realize that, sir! I knew I wasn’t risking my secret identity with YOU!
After all, if I can’t trust the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
Who CAN I trust?
GEORGE BUSH: Well, I told you to call me if you ever need help. I’ll guard your secret identity as I guard the secrets of our country!
SUPERMAN: Thanks, sir!
(Superman flies off. George W. Bush picks up telephone.)
GEORGE BUSH: Hello, Karl? Get Scooter to call Robert Novak! Tell him if he keeps his mouth shut about Condi and me, I’ll give him an even bigger scoop!
You know, if Superman killed Kennedy to protect his secret identity, that would explain the "magic bullet."
Richard Armitage said...
"I OUTED VALERIE PLAME! BUT WHO CARES? BLAME BUSH AND ROVE ANYWAY!"
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