The Old Order Changeth
SUPERFRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FORCE HEREBY ELECTMARK WAID TO MEMBERSHIP FOR LIFE--WITH ALL PRIVILEGES AND GRATUITIES INCLUDING THE WEARING OF THE SIGNAL DEVICE AND POSESSION OF THE GOLDEN KEY WHICH PERMITS ENTRY INTO THE WERE-CAVE, ITS LIBRARY AND SOUVENIR ROOMS. IT IS HEREBY FURTHER RESOLVED AND ACTED UPON THAT...MARK WAID SHALL RECEIVE A SPECIAL COMMENDATION FOR HIS EXPERT ASSISTANCE IN THE CASE WE HAVE ENTITLED ON OUR SCROLLS..."THE GRIM AND THE GRITTY!"
8 comments:
Are you guys group-kinky gay? That would explain everything. Is that it?
Not that it matters to me.
I couldn't care less. You young lions can do whatever you want. I don't care. Not a whit.
duque, I don't care how many of these messages you leave, you can't be in the Monster Force. You're too valuable to us where you are.
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(Monster Force "welcome howl")
You do need me. I'm the only person who reads this page.
It appears that the merger has now reached blogdom. Should we expect the same promised benefits we receive from the business world?
I don't know how to answer that...but we did just cancel your pension plan. Have a good day!
Good lord, Mark's finally blogging. Is this one of the signs of the impending Apocalypse? Should I stock up on duct tape?
Mark's been on my "wish list" of would-be bloggers ever since I started doing this myself about four years ago. Glad to see you've talked him into it, Tom!
Is there anything el duque isn't wrong about?
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