A.H.O.Y. Results Come To Those Who Wait

After, like, 2 weeks of dragging their asses, A.H.O.Y. election officials will begin to post results later today (I'll let you know). It should be up by now, but they're counting on my help, and I've been doing actual paying work and mesmerising myself with the rhythms of repetitive Johnny Carson coverage. My God, everyone shows exactly the same clips. I've seen the one where Carnac makes fun of Dippity-Do, like, a dozen times. Does anyone still know what Dippity-Do is?

Anyway, to tide you over until the first A.H.O.Y. results, here are two annual lists that are nearly as essential:

The Ten Worst Corporations of 2004.

Project Censored's Top 25 Censored Media Stories.