Wednesday, January 19, 2005

STRAIGHT TO THE ALTAR

NYPfront011905Evidence mounts that NY Met Mike Piazza might be hetero. The fading catcher is the only athlete in history to hold a press conference to say he's not gay (because why should human rights matter with endorsements at stake?); he thus inspired the great Belle & Sebastian song Piazza New York Catcher.

1 comment:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

If Piazza marries that horrible succubus, he'll be lucky to hit .240. She'll drain the home runs from his bat.