Friday, January 21, 2005

Morning After In America:
WHICH BUSH WAS, LIKE, SO HUNG OVER?

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7 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

I just hope George has the good sense to keep his daughters away from George Hamilton.

That guy would have them both in the sack in 12 hours. He was that smooth.

Superfrankenstein said...

What do you mean "was?"

Dave said...

Too funny!!!

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

I direct your attention to the top picture of Bush:

The expression on his face is obvious: He is being pleasurized.

Now, look at the strange, almost ghostly, oval object around which his hands are clasped. At first, I thought he was bending his knees, upward, intensely, the way Patty Duke used to do it when a hot rod made her lose control.

No, Superfrankenstein, it's not his knees. It is something else. Something very sinister. And it is covering his midsection and groin.

Could it be that something, or someONE, has been airbrushed out of this picture?

Superfrankenstein said...

My God, you're right. The President is obviously being fellated by an unseen presence.

Who let a Senate Democrat onto the reviewing stand?

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Now, check out the middle picture.

Go down, down, down to George's ankle.

What is that thing pointing out of his leg?

Could it be the legendary wire to Karl Rove?

Or maybe a presidential erection?

I think we have found the smoking gun!

Superfrankenstein said...

El,

It's Colin Powell's, uh, thing.

He kept it for an anklet.

Su

PS -- I just figured out that your Kryptonian name would be Duq-El.