Please, Mr. President
This is it. The big day you've been dreading for so long. I know there'll be a lot of parties and a lot of booze flowing. And there's the major stress of the crowds and cameras, and of being the center of attention the whole time. But as impossible as it may seem to you now, sir, you can get through your Inauguration without alcohol. You already pulled it off once before, didn't you? Four years ago? And isn't the second time supposed to be easier? America needs you sober, Mr. President. Please.
Well... I guess I said my piece. Just remember, sir: I'll be watching.
And praying.
And drinking.
3 comments:
And he can't have sex unless he's killed a man with his bare hands.
He's superstitious that way.
Or so I hear.
El Duq,
If by "masturbation" you mean "killing a man with your bare hands," yes. That's precisely what I mean.
Duq,
You mean like "Strumming my pain with his fingers?"
Supe
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