Friday, January 28, 2005

DON'T WISH FOR A SANDWICH

monkeys_paw

Monkey's paw sold on eBay
HOMER

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and--AND--I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[the monkey's paw closes its last finger]

[a turkey sandwich materializes]

Hey! Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry...THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!!
--Treehouse Of Horror II

1 comment:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Now I know why that guy spent $100 on eBay to buy the glass of water held by Britney Spears: He plans to use it to reanimate the monkey.