Monday, April 17, 2006

Cathedral Of Blood

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Vice President Cheney sniffs a minister after his annual Easter transfusion of the Blood of Christ.

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I finally figured out the secret true identity of spysmasher, the Cheney-loving, Peyer-hating troll who leaves eight comments a day. Turns out it's my psycho ex-girlfriend April K________, who moved to Central Wisconsin after I broke up with her in the early 80s. I always imagined that April had gotten on with her life and found some measure of peace. Boy, when I'm wrong...

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Bill Regensburger writes:
Don Deschamps has put together a small collection of rarely exhibited drawings and paintings by Jeff Davies, some dating back to the early 80's.

The opening will be at The Resonance Center, 94 Genesee St., Utica, N.Y. on April 21, from 5- 9 pm. (315)734-1905

The showing will run for 2 weeks thereafter, on Thurs.& Fri. 5- 9, Sat. 1- 9, and Sun. 1- 6.
I wish I could be there.

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Drawings of Super-Heroes On The Toilet, via Delenda Est Carthago.

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Finally, and most importantly: last week birthday girl Kelly discovered Tupperware® in a big way.

17 comments:

spysmasher said...

Christian-bashing AND Republican-bashing in one single item! A "two-fer"! (Of course, it's just pointing out "irony," right?)

Superfrankenstein said...

Yeah, Christians and Republicans really need you to stick up for them. They're so oppressed.

Why don't you go find a millionaire to help, kiss-ass?

spysmasher said...

Hmmmm. Your tone is increasingly angry, SF. Are you annoyed that I am getting the last word and winning every argument here? Or are you annoyed that I am exposing your Christ-bashing, Republican-hating liberal lies? Either way, it's becoming obvious that people are coming here just to read my comments. Thank you for providing me with a platform!

Superfrankenstein said...

Please don't mistake sexual tension for anger.

spysmasher said...

OK -- just as long as you don't try discussing those nasty "ideas" we keep hearing about. Don't bother your silly little head with them! Stick to your lame attempts at humor and smearing me. I'll take your silence as proof that you know I am right, but don't want to admit it, so you answer using "humor." I use the term advisedly, because it's more like 5th grade potty jokes. Stuff like "So's your mother." Ha... ha. Remember, Frankie... NO IDEAS!!!!! I expect you to follow this rule, and I know you won't let me down.

El Duque said...

This is like watching a tennis match between Ray Charles and Steven Hawking.

But frankly, Spymaster, I think SF is playing you for a chump. How much is he paying you to post?

He pays me $50 a shot. Most of the regular posters get at least that. He better not be doing cheap to you. You're working too hard and making this website a success.

SUPERFRANKENSTEIN, HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING HIM, YOU CHEAP BASTARD?

Superfrankenstein said...

DON'T LISTEN TO EL DUQUE. THIS IS A HOAX. I DON'T PAY ANYONE.

jc said...

My children,

Bear unto thy rival's loins the greatest gift of all: Thy personal kindness and uncameled love.

And if thine enemy brings moist smartmouth unto you, stay always kempt and gruntled, for he hath no feel for the eternal welt and hickey that awaiteth, when Dad and me putteth our meathooks upon his ass.

Nor shouldeth thou take any nickels of wood.

The Retropolitan said...

Wait a minute -- I only get $5. Bastard.

El Duque said...

Fifty big ones, Superfrankenstein.

Plus, I get the finder's fee for Spymaster.

Ka-CHING.

Superfrankenstein said...

Bear unto thy rival's loins the greatest gift of all: Thy personal kindness and uncameled love.

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Stay the hell out of this, you dirty dead-raising water-walker.

Superfrankenstein said...

And if I have to pay spysmasher because you two mouthed off, I'm banning you.

spysmasher said...

You should pay me. This site is all about me now. I OWN this site.

Superfrankenstein said...

Then you pay them.

Jim Chadwick said...

Regarding super-heroes on the toilet, I just have to ask when this shameful, super-hero bashing is going to stop. SF, you have made a career off of the courageous services that super-heroes provide. Yet you continue to use any opportunity to mock them, like with your humorless "News explained with old comic book covers." These brave heroes pay your salary, and yet you post cheap humor at their expense. Typical liberal hypocrite.
P.s. I win again because I say so!

Red Herring said...

Filthy capitalist scum! Where is your believe in the FREE exchange of ideas now!

spysmasher said...

This whole site is about me now.

Ironic, isn't it.