REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
You hateful liberals! Comparing Scott McClellan and Tony Snow to Abbott and Costello proves that you hate Bush and America (cuz Bush IS America), and you want the terrorists to win!(Scuse me a minute. I think I strained my foxnewzeroid, the gland that manufactures outrage. I'm going to lie down for a while with my Rush Limbaugh inflatable pillow. Back soon!)
Abbott and Costello in the White House.Bud: Costello, we've got to find the vice president. Let's look for Dick!Lou: I don't go that way, Abbott! Besides, what ever happened to "Don't Talk, Don't tell?"Bud: Never mind that! Maybe we should go find the president, instead. Let's look for Bush.Lou: Make up your mind, Abbott! Do you want to talk to the president, or do you want to look for broads?Bud: I think he might be in the cafeteria, eating rice.Lou: Does the first lady know he's dating the Secretary of State?Bud: Lou! Pay attention! He might be over at the office of his favorite Texas congressman.Lou: Who's that?Bud: DeLay!Lou: Why can't you tell me now?Bud: I AM telling you!Lou: So what's the guy's name?Bud: No! "Watt" was that idiot Secretary of the Interior under Reagan.Lou: What ray gun?Bud: Now that's the first thing you've said right today!
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