Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Feds Heart Heteros

harriet_05Just when you thought 2004 couldn't get crazier, the swingin' Social Security Administration now recognizes heterosexual marriages.

1 comment:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein

I don't mind heteros getting it on in the privacy of their bedrooms. But do they have to make public displays of their sickness?

I think that's why so many people are opposed to this.

On a related matter, do you think the "Passion of the Christ" DVD has an actors' commentary Special Feature? I hope not. Because it would be sort of sick to hear them joking about how the fake blood smelled like ketsup, while the Savior was being being staked.

I know a lot of lucky people will be finding "Passion" under their Christmas tree this year. I just wanted to warn them.