Wednesday, December 22, 2004

With The Frenzy As Their Master

God's Guide To The Hot Parts gives Spanglish a CAP Score of 61, which seems to mean it's not as bad as some movies, but plenty dirty nonetheless. I know this is the third time this week I've picked on The Hot Parts Guy, but, once you read what he's written here, you can't possibly believe I'm overdoing it:

This analysis must carry a WARNING! There is a graphic sexual scene in this PG-13 film and I am about to tell you about it. If you do not like to read of sexually graphic contents in film, leave this report now. And don't watch the movie. But know that if your little ones (which includes at-home teens) watch this film, it will certainly impart to them that which you do not want to read about.

Spanglish certainly hits below the moral belt if only for about five minutes. It is rated PG-13 for 'some sexual content, brief language.' Some sexual content, indeed. In a sexual frenzy, Adam Spangler as John Clasky and Tea Leoni as Deborah Clasky ran up to their bedroom and commenced co-stripping each other to their underwear. With the frenzy as their master, the couple hit the bed and...
Oh, read the rest yourself.

(Backstory here, here and here.)

2 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

When the Frenzy is thy master,
Ye shall bangeth ever faster.

When the Frenzy is thy slave,
Ye shall make thy staff behave.

Superfrankenstein said...

Nice.

Can you write one about co-stripping?