No More Raises For Anyone

Forrest Brown of the Charlotte Observer is apparently sick of downsizing at newspapers (remember those?). At the Poynter journalism forum, he posts a memo from Perry White re: layoffs at the Daily Planet.

It won't make you shoot milk out your nose, but it does a fair job of summarizing the outright crap that Freedom's Watchdogs sprinkle over bad news directed at their own employees.

Actually, it's not that great. I just wanted an excuse to run this shocking panel from Superman #162, "The Amazing Story Of Superman-Red And Superman-Blue!" Look at that smug, stupid publisher giving raises to everyone but The Man Of Steel.